Astro-Vacation Companion Guide

Are you packed and ready to go? Even if you're ready, your companion 'sign' might still be sorting socks (if he or she is a Virgo, that is). Check out this handy guide to see what you can expect when traveling with your favorite zodiac partner. Will it be two weeks of bliss on an all-inclusive paradise island... or two weeks of hell trapped with a lover who turns into a puka shell-wearing stranger right before your very eyes? Find out how well your vacation styles mesh before you head off to paradise... by the signs:

Aries - Your Aries companion must have a complete list of all possible vacation activities to work with - ideally before you even set out on the trip. This energetic soul always tries to cram as much into one day as possible. He or she will want to be first, in the best seat and right there in the thick of things. "I can't wait to relax," you'll hear your Aries say, but count on one thing - two minutes after you lie down for a long soak in the sun, the Aries foot will start tapping, the knee will start bouncing, and it's off to the races... or in your case, the ruins of Chichen Itza. At the end of the day, tired Aries will take a break, but don't worry - a second wind will lead to a night of dancing and romantic escapades.

Taurus - Don't even bother with a schedule - Taurus just wants to bake in the sun all day (so make sure you bring the sunscreen, and plenty of it!). When he or she says, "My top priority is a good tan," believe it. Once the sun sets, your Taurus will spring into action. Dinner is a romantic, dress-up affair, complete with wining, dining, dancing and canoodling under the stars. Steer your Taurus toward every photo op and you'll be rewarded with dreamy smiles all night long. Don't think of this as foreplay, however. After hours of gluttony (not to mention all that sun) you're more likely to hear snoring than moaning at bedtime... but hey, tomorrow's always another day.

Gemini - Get ready to make new friends and spend every minute of the next 14 days with them if you're vacationing with a Gemini. This sign loves to travel in groups, and if need be will round up other couples to double, triple or quadruple the fun. Your Gemini partner will be very active and will want to check out everything that your destination has to offer, but don't expect this attention-starved soul to focus for too long on one plan. He or she is happiest flitting from moment to moment just like the leopard-tipped butterfly you saw on yesterday's nature hike. Exhausted, Gemini might skip dinner, but will probably wake up in time for some oral stimulation of another kind.

Cancer - Before you leave, stop by CostCo for the jumbo Kleenex, because Cancer will be crying non-stop from the moment you take off. "It's so romantic, so beautiful, so wonderful," he or she will emote - and that's just the airplane bathroom. Cancer is overwhelmed with emotions and loves to share them - especially with a group, so expect to enter any newlywed games - and win. Of course, Cancer will not miss any meals, and definitely enjoys drinking. Keep the camera ready, cause Cancers love snapshots, tear-streaked faces included. Expect lots of clinging and don't even think of leaving Cancer's side. They'll think you don't love them anymore.

Leo - the ultimate spring breaker - is made for fun in the sun. This sign lives to show off their gorgeous bodies in skimpy clothing - or, if vacationing on the French Riviera, without any clothing at all. Count on athletic Leo to enter the one-legged jet ski contest - but watch out if he or she wipes out. Leos love to be the center of attention, but they also love to win. A losing Leo is not a pretty sight. Dinner time finds this social butterfly wining and dining with newfound friends - and Leos will always be the first to lead the conga line on Reggae Night. Don't worry; while evenings may be a social whirl, Leos love to rule in the bedroom.

Virgo - Anal-retentive Virgos will review the list of potential activities, and then will cross-reference their own personal list of things to do with their daily planner. They will then methodically go from one event to the next, all the while making sure that their partner is equally organized and entertained. Virgos have tanning down to a science, and will help you "tan by numbers" so you don't have to ever worry about sunburn. Most likely your Virgo partner will be ready for any situation. Just look at that meticulously packed suitcase for proof. Despite, or because of, such tightly controlled scheduling, Virgos will have lots of extra energy for an evening of fun and cuddling.

Libra - Libra needs a beautiful environment in order to fully enjoy his or her vacation. Let's put it this way - the "Do Not Disturb" sign will never be hanging on this door - God forbid the maid should miss a cleaning round. Libra loves relationships, so expect to talk about love, romance, marriage, commitment, vows, expectations, fidelity and your future at least ten times a day. He or she will enjoy making you happy, but will never let you forget it, and will expect "pay back" for any favors extended your way. Keep your Libra massaged, oiled, primped and pampered, and you'll have a beautiful time.

Scorpio - Are you sure your Scorpio is married (just to you)? Double check before you check your bags, because it's hard to pin this sign down. Here's the schedule: sex in the morning, followed by a shower, followed by sex, followed by breakfast, followed by sex on the beach - it's both their drink and their motto, all day long. Scorpios tend to be extremely passionate about anything they are doing, so be careful not to get in an argument. More than any other sign, if a Scorpio gets in a tizzy, they'll make you truly miserable. And don't be surprised if your next-door neighbor is invited over for fun and games. Scorpio doesn't think three is a crowd.

Sagittarius - Sag is an adventurer at heart, so be prepared for anything perceived as fun and exciting - windsurfing, diving, bungee jumping, parasailing... However, these souls are not always the most graceful of people, so get ready for a few bumps and bruises too. That unlucky camper who's limping around with a cast and a cane is most likely a Sagittarius. Don't expect to hit all the 5-star dining spots without a fight - casual Sag is happiest exploring the local nightlife. An evening or two spent walking through town and sampling all the indigenous foods is your key to a mutually satisfying conclusion.

Capricorn - Travel tip - Wear sunglasses, and don't ever let your Capricorn mate see you staring at that hot rocker dude and/or his silicone-enhanced girlfriend on the beach. Capricorn will demand all of your attention. On the plus side, this sign is very willing to do what is "expected" - so you can shape your holiday to your liking. He or she will willingly dress up for dinner, follow you from one activity to another and show up for photo ops. Capricorn will be first in line at the gift shop to buy the requisite photo album, and happily fill it in like a stamp collector on crack. Then it's off to bed for some energetic lights-out action.

Aquarius - Your biggest challenge here may be making sure your Aquarius partner doesn't go AWOL. Traditionally not a "joiner", your wandering Aquarius will rent a jeep and take off for parts unknown at a moments notice (hopefully with you in tow!). Don't expect black-tie Armani to be in his or her wardrobe - this is one of the most casual and eccentric signs of the zodiac. Aquarians are happy to spend some time alone with you... as long as there's room service. While everyone else is out at a group scuba dive, your Aquarius will be coming up with a plan to increase the standard of living of the indigenous population by distributing the buffet's leftover food to the island populace. Humor them for three or four seconds - then conk them on the head with a conch shell and make sure they get with your program.

Pisces - Did someone say "margaritas"? Make sure it's not you. The less excess for this indulgent, sensuous sign, the better - for you at least (unless, of course, you brought along plenty of Tylenol and bail money). So what to do? Let the fishies be your guide and make for the water, or close by at least. Laying by the pool or beach are the perfect selections for your Pisces pal. Game playing and role playing are also great for rainy days. The night time is the right time for moony, moody Pisces, who will definitely be up for dinner and those aforementioned drinks. Try to keep it intimate - no crowds, no mingling - one-on-one romance is always your best bet. Afterward, head straight for the Jacuzzi and find out how warm, mushy, and passionate your Pisces partner can be.

Are You Compatible With Cancer?

To get along with a Cancer, all you need to do is be extremely sensitive to all the nuances of every emotional shift. Since this is a full-time commitment, you may need to quit your day job. Cancer is ruled by the Moon, and the Moon changes signs approximately every 2 1/2 days. So... a Cancer's mood will change every 2 1/2 days as well. Tip - If you can't quit your job to devote yourself to supporting your Cancer's emotional psyche, simply purchase an astrological ephemeris (a calendar that charts the planets' movements) and follow the Moon's trajectory. When the Moon is in Aries, your Cancer will be aggressive. When the Moon is in Gemini, your Cancer will be sociable. And so on. On the other hand, those who have a strong Cancer placement in their charts are sure to be caring, loving, nurturing and intuitive souls who love to take care of you. Cancer "the crab" does have a hard outer shell that serves as a protective barrier between all those emotions and the hard, cruel world. If your Cancer has retreated into his or her shell, treat the wounded inner child with patience and care until the coast clears.

Sexy You: Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda & Samantha

With the new (and final!!) season of Sex in the City premiering on Sunday, we thought we would take a look at these four lovely actresses - and their television alter egos - to see how much of themselves they put into the sexy characters they portray...

At the center of the Sex in the City bunch is sharp columnist Carrie Bradshaw. Carrie has enough wit and charm to lure in any single (or in Big's case, married!) man, but she also has enough insecurity and fear to drive him away. We can't say the same of the actress who depicts her, however. Sarah Jessica Parker has enjoyed a successful marriage to hubby Matthew Broderick for six years, and with the blessing of a new baby in their lives, we think it's safe to say these two will be happy for a long time! So Sarah can't exactly relate to her character in the relationship realm, but with her Sun in Aries, she can certainly relate to Carrie's take-charge demeanor, especially in the bedroom. Much like her slightly more intense friend Samantha, Carrie has been known to go after exactly what she wants without any tedious romantic rituals (remember her first date with Big... a post-coital dinner at a tacky Chinese restaurant isn't exactly the definition of romance). Before settling down, Sarah-Jessica had her share of sexually charged flings as well, and dated her way through her 20s. So can Sarah-Jessica relate to her onscreen character Carrie Bradshaw? You bet your botox! But then again, we all have a little bit of Carrie in us!.

Kristin Davis plays the refined and proper Charlotte York. Charlotte is always fantasizing about the perfect husband, which leaves her with unmet expectations when she does meet men. With her Sun in Pisces, Kristin can relate to Charlotte's fantasy nature. Like Charlotte, Pisces' equate sex with soul, and are the most sensitive sign in the zodiac. Pisces like to take relationships very slowly. Perhaps this is why Kristin is still unattached, while her alter ego has already been through one divorce (but hey, if he couldn't "perform" we would have left him too!). With her Piscean nature, Kristin can most definitely relate to her onscreen character's sensitive, imaginative disposition, after all... she is an actress!

Miranda Hobbs, played by Cynthia Nixon, is the next woman in this dynamic bunch. This cynical lawyer is pretty much the exact opposite of the lovelorn Charlotte. Like Sarah Jessica, Cynthia's Sun is in Aries. As fire signs, Aries are careful to guard their independence, and Cynthia Nixon is certainly no exception. Like her alter ego Miranda, Cynthia has a child with a man she has yet to marry. Together for fifteen years, we think it is safe to say they won't be exchanging vows any time soon! Although we are not quite sure if Cynthia shares Miranda's cynicism, we can be sure that this educated actress does share in her character's intelligent demeanor.

The last (but most certainly not least) character in this hit show is Samantha Jones. As a hormone-driven, no-holds-barred publicist, Sam is constantly schmoozing with executives and celebrities alike. She demands the attention of every man who crosses her path, hopping in the sack quicker than a Heidi Fleiss employee. Is Kim Cattrall as promiscuous as the character she plays? Certainly not, but as far as her character's sexual revolution-esque nature goes, Ms. Cattrall can relate. This Leo threw her sexual behavior out to the masses in a book she co-wrote with her now ex-husband entitled The Art of the Female Orgasm. Leos love to be noticed, and perhaps Kim Cattrall thought a book about something that, to men, is more mysterious than the Red Sox would have her basking in male adoration for years to come... as if taking her clothes off on television wasn't enough! By always being ready for a picture or an autograph, Kim Cattrall is a favorite among the paparazzi, and we're pretty sure that Samantha Jones would be too!

How do we know? Our amazing Sexy You astrology report uncovers your hidden passions and secret turn-ons... and it's only $9.95!

GOOD IDEA: Your relationship has a life of its own that's created by the way your two signs interact. The story of your relationship can be found in the AstroMatch composite astrology report. Perfect for long-term relationships, it tells you why you two act the way you do when you're together, and how to best support one another!