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Aries:
"You. Me. Now." |
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Taurus:
"How much do you make?" |
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Gemini:
"So, have you ever been with two people at once?" |
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Cancer:
"Want a drink? How about children?" |
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Leo:
"Haven't you seen me somewhere before?" |
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Virgo:
"Try this fresh okra...it'll flush out your colon." |
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Libra:
"My place or yours? I can't decide." |
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Scorpio:
"Let's F___." |
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Sagittarius:
"Have you ever really heard the lyrics to the Ramayana Monkey
Chant?" |
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Capricorn:
"Is it hot in here, or am I just horny again?" |
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Aquarius:
"Do you think caffeine is a government plot to keep the capitalist
system from grinding to a halt?" |
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Pisces:
"(sniff, sniff.) I'll bet you're really sensitive too... (sniff,
whimper, gulp...) Right?" |
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