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ARIES
Cut back to 3 double espressos a day.
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TAURUS
Take Mom out for dinner at least once a month (bring 2 for 1 coupon).
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GEMINI
Maintain a 3-second vow of silence once a week.
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CANCER
Stick to Spartan regimen of 5 meals a day.
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LEO
Avoid using the rearview mirror to check if hair's okay (at speeds over 65).
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VIRGO
Stop copy-editing the grocery list.
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LIBRA
Find new words for "cute".
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SCORPIO
Try not to remind Aunt Cleo that she's gained 40 pounds every time I see her.
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CAPRICORN
Finally put an end to all those annoying e-mails at work (uh-oh!).
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AQUARIUS
Ask if the fur coat is real before spray painting it.
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PISCES
Try to remember that work starts at 9 in the MORNING.
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