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TAURUS
"How much do you make?"
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GEMINI
"So, have you ever been with two people at once?"
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CANCER
"Want a drink? How about children?"
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LEO
"Haven't you seen me somewhere before?"
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VIRGO
"Try this fresh okra...it'll flush out your colon."
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LIBRA
"My place or yours? I can't decide."
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SAGITTARIUS
"Have you ever really heard the lyrics to the Ramayana Monkey Chant?"
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CAPRICORN
"Is it hot in here, or am I just horny again?"
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AQUARIUS
"Do you think caffeine is a government plot to keep the capitalist system from grinding to a halt?"
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PISCES
"(sniff, sniff.) I'll bet you're really sensitive too... (sniff, whimper, gulp...) Right?"
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