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ARIES
Drank: Fifth of rot gut tequila...and the worm.
Cure: Overnight stay in the county jail.
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TAURUS
Drank: Frozen Mudslide with extra Bailey's.
Cure: Triple hot fudge sundae with Hawaiian Punch chaser.
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GEMINI
Drank: 6 shots of Rum 151 and a pint of Peppermint Schnapps.
Cure: Dr. Chu Ling's Vibrating Eye Massage Goggles.
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CANCER
Drank: Hot Rum Cider.
Cure: Hot Water Bottle.
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LEO
Drank: Dom Perignon in a Baccarat crystal goblet.
Cure: Cranberry and Alka-Seltzer spritzer (same goblet).
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VIRGO
Drank: Quadruple distilled Norwegian vodka.
Cure: Water.
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LIBRA
Drank: Anything with an umbrella.
Cure: Cold cucumber soup and a guacamole facial.
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SCORPIO
Drank: Sex on the Beach.
Cure: Sex on the Beach.
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SAGITTARIUS
Drank: Cuba Libres with lime (in Havana).
Cure: Raw eggs and goat milk (in the barn you woke up in).
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CAPRICORN
Drank: Grey Goose martinis.
Cure: Pay someone to have the headache for you.
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AQUARIUS
Drank: Apricot Almond Lager.
Cure: Aromatherapy.
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PISCES
Drank: Half a glass of champagne.
Cure: Blood transfusion and stomach pump.
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