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| They say that all it takes is one time. When sperm meets egg and fertility takes hold, it can change a person's life forever. In honor of Mother's Day, take a look below and see how any aspiring mom who shares your sign might try to improve her chances of making a baby. |
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Aries
Wears running shoes to give the egg a head start.
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Taurus
Spends her monthly "hot day" at the spa to achieve the proper level of relaxation; has such a good time she doesn't invite him.
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Gemini
Buys all the latest minute-by-minute ovulation calculation gadgetry - forgets the batteries.
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Cancer
Knits booties (she's a Cancer for Chrissakes!).
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Leo
Has herself cloned.
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Virgo
Monitors hubby's temperature too - just for good measure.
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Libra
Applies red lipstick, blue eyeshadow and practices her "come hither" look.
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Scorpio
Sabotages hubby's supply of Trojans.
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Sagittarius
Reads up on the fertility rituals of Pago Pago - draws the line at sacrificing goat.
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Capricorn
Calculates the likely moment of conception based on peak monthly cash flow.
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Aquarius
Stands on her head for an hour afterwards, encouraging the 5,000,000+ hopeful tadpoles with the disco beat of "Push, Push, in the Bush".
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Pisces
Consults her astrologer.
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